My name is Sam Johnson. I am a writer, filmmaker and college consultant. I am also one of the least famous Sam Johnsons in history. 

My comedy website is TerribleCollegeEssays.com, but for writing help go to JohnsonScriptConsulting.com

Contact me:


Why did you move to China?

I made some bad investments.

What's our favorite comedy movie?

Anything by Von Trier.

Are you available for paid work?

While turning out jokes, articles and film scripts is something I do because, in the words of Rilke, writing has "spread its roots into the very depths of [my] heart," yes, I will gladly take paid work.