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What are your favorite movies?

2001: A Space Odyssey/ Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

Are you available for paid work?

While turning out jokes, articles and film scripts is something I do because, in the words of Rilke, writing has "spread its roots into the very depths of [my] heart," yes, I will gladly take paid work.


My name is Sam Johnson. I am a writer, filmmaker and college consultant. I am also one of the least famous Sam Johnsons in history. ‚Äč